Predator is one of the best movies ever made and if you disagree, I will fight you on the side of the street. With that being said, I completely despise “The Predator”. No one wanted another installment in the franchise and double the nobodies wanted it to be directed by Shane Black. Not only did he ruin Iron Man, he also took predator to the grave.

“The Predator” is an expensive and handcrafted insult to the original movie. Not only does it miss the mark, but it goes way beyond the mark, circles the earth and lands in a spot that’s even further back from the starting point; it goes so far that it goes backwards. And the big set pieces that the movie has is so ugly and fake looking that just makes you cry. The blood is just an MS paint splash of red CGI across the actors and, the predators them self are CGI, although, only one scene has a real predator model, then the predators go back to being awful looking. Did i mention the story? I wont, its bad.

“The Predator” gets a special place in the garbage bin and a sticker that has its rating of a 2/10. Do not see this movie if you’re a fan of the original Predator masterpiece.

Yeah, this movie sucked. I’m cutting straight to it. Assassin’s Creed is a great video game franchise that got slaughtered in the Hollywood adaptation business and it was a murder i still mourn.

The whole movie is a love letter to boredom. The dialogue is uninteresting, just like the characters. The action scenes are boring and feel heavily processed like they tried to make it as family friendly as possible while keeping the definition of boring intact. Some effects are cool, ill give it that, but good effects don’t make a good movie.

In the end, I got nothing else to say, because the movie didn’t offer anything else. It’s bland, stupid and boring. The final verdict for this movie is a boring 5/10

The Maze Runner franchise was one that started the race sprinting faster that all of the competitors only to later stumble and fall broken and then get repeatedly stomped by the other competitors running over it. The first movie was impressive and brought some cool concepts to the table; the second one didn’t. The second one was generic and boring, but how did the third one do? Damn terrible

Maze Runner: The Death Cure was one of the worst movies I saw in theaters last year. The opening scene was one of the worst opening sequences I’ve seen in a movie to date, to the movie’s credit, the opening scene represents the quality of the movie you’re getting. The effects are floaty and just look fake; they aren’t ugly they are just fake looking. The sound is awful and the story gave me a headache.

Not saying much cause I don’t feel like it because I have to pump these things out to meet a quota. The final verdict for this movie is a 4/10.

Bumblebee is a corporate insult to my very existence and all of my brain cells that have committed suicide over the years. Why do companies spend $100+ just to spit on our face? Because we pay them $10 for a ticket for them to waste our time and punish us with the personification of garbage on screen, but hey, they got our money!

Bumblebee is yet another Transformers movie that preys on peoples nostalgia and little kids innocence. The novelty of this film was that it wasn’t made by Michael Bay but the result was another type of cringe fest that critics are giving praise, they are wrong.

The movie has a flat lining plot with stupid characters and a spoon and a half of 90s references to trick you into thinking the movie is cool and good when in reality the movie is on the floor burning. The dialogue is generic and so is the sound design. I never though i would care, but the movie has huge plot holes and inconsistencies with the previous installments.

We aren’t wasting any more time, we will give it a 2/10 in all rating scales. Do not see, smell or touch this movie.

Some of the best movies of all time are animated movies. Sony Picture Animations has given us some of the worst animations that beg to be witnessed, but always forgotten. This post will focus on a movie that gave us one of the worst cinema experiences last year and straight up killed a franchise of decent movies. Lets take a moment to shred to pieces a horrifyingly boring and painful movie called “Hotel Transylvania 3”

This absolute garbage pushes the 1:30 run time and has so much disgusting filler that the whole experience is just praying for the long dead ancient gods of movies for the movie to end. The first minute of the film is focused on wrecking the character of Dracula to the point where it becomes another character . The mere existence of this film’s story destroys everything established in the other two films. The jokes are vomit infusing and fall flat on their face before they can reach the punchline. The animation is good, on times; sometimes it looks awful. The voice acting ranges from screw you to I’m just getting paid to read this.

The final score for Hotel Transylvania 3 is a… 4/10 in the children scale and it has a C.H.I.E.F. score of 2/10. Do not see this movie at home and definitively don’t buy it at 2 dollars on the bargain bin, leave it there to rot.

Bad movies rain from the sky, and January is the rainiest month. January floods the market with a blessing of the worst movies of the year. It’s a tradition that no January has been able to escape. And ironically, we will review “Escape Room”.

This movie holds an incredible ability to transmit the warm feeling of excrement flowing though your intestines, it bores you to near death and slaps your face with an ending that screams “F R A N C H I S E”. With an all star cast of generic characters you don’t care about, the movie is already locked in its own inescapable trap. A script that is straight forward with predictable events that don’t change the story that’s tailor made for you to forget about it in 2 days, and you should forget it. There is nothing of importance in this movie, so we will just cut to the chase and talk about the ending. That ending is the example of a company getting greedy and forget about making a good movie and just making a franchise that they can milk. IT is so badly thought out and executed that is mind-blowing.

In the end, nobody saw this movie (as the box office numbers suggest), so it is not considered a threat. IT is just a movie that came and went and, thankfully, no one remembers. The final score is a 2/10.

Disney has made it clear over the years that they are willing to kill anything for a quick buck and the only things that they have managed to kill are their own franchises and our childhoods. One franchise that was strangled to death while being injected vinegar in it’s bloodstream and later on beaten to the point of being unrecognizable was Peter Pan. Today, C.H.I.E.F. will review the child abuse that is “Pan”, the Peter Pan live action remake.

For starters, the original story was focused on kids, and kids don’t usually act well. The movie was able to cast and misdirect the worst possible children they could find, that means, the ACTOR OF THE PROTAGONIST of the movie is awful. Everyone, including the adult actors are doing their worst attempt they could take out of their soul. The CGI, which the film has over abundance, goes from “yeah, it looks fake” to having a mental evacuation due to such visual disgust. The plot is as predictable as watching a car crashing into a wall and is just not good. The dialogue is just exposition breastfed to the audience and the occasional joke that is so awful it hits the spot. The music is out of place, just like my presence when i watched it in theaters.

The final rating that C.H.I.E.F. will assign to this movie is a 1/10. The movie is so incredibly incompetent at everything that it’s not even categorized as a threat. It’s just so beyond painful to the point where the body doesn’t register the pain and it becomes a mentally unbearable bore fest. Every copy of this movie will be taken to a special needs institution and will have their data wiped completely.